First of all, yes, This Is the End is fucking hilarious, and you should go see it right now (especially since pot is legal—I won’t tell the theater about that brownie in your bag). But in all of the hilarity, there are five or so minutes mid-film where I nearly barfed from laughing so hard. I won’t do it justice by describing it—all I’ll say is that it’s a very loud, very long screaming match between James Franco and Danny McBride over where McBride’s ejaculate ended up. You just have to see it. Then go see it again—because you were laughing so hard the first time, you missed about 25 percent of the jokes. (See Movie Times: thestranger.com/film)