Thursday, June 2

8:00 ABC CHARLIE'S ANGELS-Movie

(2000) Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, and Drew Barrymore in a lickety-split remake of the '70s TV classic.

9:00 NBC HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

Debut! Old fogies get one more shot at the big time... humiliation ensues!

Friday, June 3

8:00 FOX THE GLASS HOUSE-Movie

(2001) Troubled orphan teen (Leelee Sobieski) is convinced her rotten adoptive parents are trying to snuff her!

10:30 VH1 BSTV

Contestants think they're auditioning for the opportunity to electrocute a death row inmate. Where do I sign up?!?

Saturday, June 4

9:00 SCIFI CRIMSON FORCE-Movie

(2005) Astronauts on Mars get caught up in a civil war between green Martians and less green Martians. Starring C. Thomas Howell!

Sunday, June 5

9:00 HBO ENTOURAGE

Season Premiere! A gang of New Jersey nobodies makes it big in Hollywood in the second season of this amusing series.

9:30 HBO THE COMEBACK

Debut! Lisa "Friends" Kudrow stars in this new and HUMILIATING tale of a former popular actress fighting her way back from has-been-dom.

Monday, June 6

8:00 ABC THE SCHOLAR

Debut! Brainy high-school nerds compete for a college scholarship (the losers get a swirly).

9:00 HBO SIX FEET UNDER

Season Premiere! The Fisher funeral home family is back for another dark and hilarious season!

Tuesday, June 7

9:00 UPN BRITNEY AND KEVIN: CHAOTIC

Britney makes the fatal error of falling in love with layabout Kevin in the most uncomfortable reality show of the year!

9:00 CBS FIRE ME... PLEASE

Debut! Contestants annoy the shit out of bosses and coworkers in order to get fired by 3:00 p.m., and win big bucks!

Wednesday, June 8

8:00 WB BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

The girls work on cars, while the nerds learn to give backrubs. EWWW! Don't touch me, nerd!

9:00 FOX THE INSIDE

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