Thursday, June 16
9:00 NBC HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
This week's has-beens: Wang Chung, Irene Cara, and Cameo! Wow! Word UP!
10:00 VH1 STRIP SEARCH
The search for America's best male stripper continues, as the contestants compete in a choreography challenge.
Friday, June 17
8:00 TNT INTO THE WEST
Felicity (Keri Russell) teaches Indians about modern conveniences in this Wild West miniseries.
Saturday, June 18
8:00 TV LAND TOP 10 SEXIEST STARS
Move over Brad Pitt! The top sexiest guys in TV Land are Magnum, P.I.; Matt Houston; and Matlock! Rrrrrowwrrr!
Sunday, June 19
8:00 UPN VERONICA MARS
Whoopee! For those who missed out, here's the pilot episode of one of my fave series of the year!
9:00 SCIFI BOA VS. PYTHON-Movie
(2004) Two humongous snakes tire of eating humans and beat the shit out of each other.
Monday, June 20
9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN
Chef Gordon Ramsay decides to spend the day dumping food on the contestants' heads.
9:00 USA TRIBUTE TO GEORGE LUCAS
The American Film Institute gives Lucas a lifetime achievement award-then takes it back because of Jar Jar Binks.
Tuesday, June 21
9:00 NBC I WANT TO BE A HILTON
Debut! Paris's mom runs a group of reality-show contestants through the wringer, and frankly I couldn't care less.
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Season Premiere! Tommy (Denis Leary) gets transferred to a new station house in the return of this awesome series!
10:00 COM RENO 911!
After being fired for gross incompetence, the officers settle into humiliating new civilian jobs.
Wednesday, June 22
8:00 WB BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
The geeks are instructed to get phone numbers from beautiful strangers. HAW! Good luck, nerds!
9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
It's baffling, but this show that teaches has-been stars to ballroom dance is weirdly entertaining!
I'm so old, I'm older than you. steve@thestranger.com