Thursday, July 7
8:00 CBS BIG BROTHER 6
Season Premiere! 14 new suckers with B.O. and personal-space issues move into a house and are filmed 24/7!
8:00 ABC REIGN OF FIREâMovie
Fire-breathing, flying dragons awaken and find the taste of human ass to their liking.
Friday, July 8
9:00 TVGUIDE SUSHI TV
Hilarious clips from the weirdest and best Japanese game shows!
10:00 USA MONK
Season Premiere! The awesome Tony Shalhoub returns for another season as the obsessive-compulsive Detective Monk.
Saturday, July 9
8:00 NBC BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Calling all sci-fi geeks! Don't miss this free network showing of the smart and sexy remake of the '70s classic.
8:00 OXY ADAPTATIONâMovie
(2002) Nick Cage stars as real-life screenwriter Charlie Kaufman and his not-so-real twin brother as they try to script an "unfilmable" novel!
Sunday, July 10
8:30 FOX THE PRINCES OF MALIBU
Debut! Two jackass jarheads make life for their rich step-dad unbearable in this new reality series.
10:00 VH1 HOGAN KNOWS BEST
Debut! Pro wrestler Hulk Hogan's new reality show in which he attempts to make us give a shit about him having his own reality show.
Monday, July 11
1:00 am GSN KENNY VS. SPENNY
Season Premiere! Don't miss this hilarious series about two friends who try to outdo each other in increasingly stupid competitions.
9:00 CBS ROCK STAR: INXS
Debut! Contestants vie to become the new lead singer for INXS. Prizes include money, a world tour, and dying of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Tuesday, July 12
10:00 COM -RENO 911!
The deputies have their work cut out for them as they try to apprehend "the fastest criminal in the Southwest United States."
Wednesday, July 13
8:00 ABC BRAT CAMP
Debut! Troubled teens arrive in a wilderness camp, and immediately discover they must cut their cigarette smoking and shoplifting in half. Bastards!
Somebody needs a spanking. steve@thestranger.com
