Thursday, August 4

9:00 NBC THE LAW FIRM
Things get kinky when the lawyers represent a dominatrix. (That's violating the penal code! HAW!!)

10:00 FX STARVED
Debut! Good buzz surrounds this new sitcom about four New Yorkers with eating disorders.

10:30 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Debut! I've heard next to nothing about this one. Maybe it's funny, though. (Penal code! GET IT?!?)

Friday, August 5

7:00 SCIFI FIREFLY
Mal and the gang rob an intergalactic train in the return of this terrific Joss Whedon space opera.

10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Civil war is brewing after Tigh declares martial law. (MAW! Git me my squirrel rifle!)

Saturday, August 6

9:00 E! KILL REALITY
The reality stars bitch and moan about doing a nude scene. Funny, I didn't think whores had a problem with nudity.

Sunday, August 7

9:00 HBO SIX FEET UNDER
After Nate was shockingly killed off last week, the family gathers for the funeral.

10:00 SHOW QUEER AS FOLK
Series finale! Don't miss the final episode of the most queer-tastic show ever.

Monday, August 8

11:30 COM TOO LATE WITH ADAM CAROLLA
Debut! A new late-night gabfest starring The Man Show's resident meathead, Adam Carolla.

Tuesday, August 9

10:00 FX RESCUE ME
After his kidnapping scheme falls apart, Tommy turns to his imaginary Christ pal for help.

10:30 COM STELLA
To escape the rigors of doing absolutely nothing, David, Michael, and Michael decide to go camping.

Wednesday, August 10

9:00 BRAVO BATTLE OF THE NETWORK REALITY STARS
Debut! Teams of reality retards battle it out for no apparent reason. Maybe one of them will break a leg?

10:00 FX OVER THERE
An Iraqi prisoner is ruthlessly tortured in the feel-good show of the year!

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