This Week on Television
Thursday, August 189:30 COM COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST: PAMELA ANDERSON
Comedians spend an hour making fun of Pamela Anderson, which is the comedy equivalent to cow tipping.10:30 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
The gang stumbles onto a new way of making money for the bar—serving underage patrons!11:00 BRAVO HIDDEN HOWIEDebut!
Annoying comic Howie Mandel stars in this sitcom/prank show where he, surprisingly, annoys people.
Friday, August 1910:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
President Roslin is forced to put her trust in sexy Cylon robot Boomer.11:00 VH1 GENE SIMMONS' ROCK SCHOOLDebut!
Gene meets the English prissy-pots whom he's supposed to turn into a heavy metal band.
Saturday, August 209:00 SPIKE THE ART OF ACTION
A documentary on how ancient martial arts have been transformed into modern-day movie chop-socky!
Sunday, August 219:00 HBO SIX FEET UNDERSeries finale!
The final episode of the award-winning series, and rest assured, the shit will hit the fan!10:15 HBO ENTOURAGE
Scared of a sinking Aquaman
, the studio tries to break up Vince and his drippy gal-pal, Mandy Moore.
Monday, August 2210:00 TLC FACE EATING TUMOR
Unfortunately, this is about doctors who remove the world's largest facial tumor—not a tumor who goes around eating faces.
Tuesday, August 239:00 NBC TOMMY LEE GOES TO COLLEGE
Dumb as a stump Tommy sweats some upcoming exams in this surprisingly charming series.9:30 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael nearly turns an interoffice basketball game into a race war.
Wednesday, August 248:00 FOX SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?
The contestants are whittled down to 14, which means this show may finally become interesting.9:00 BRAVO BATTLE OF THE NETWORK REALITY STARS
Reality has-beens battle it out on the playing field and off in this stupidly entertaining game show.Tongues and kids don't mix. firstname.lastname@example.org