Thursday, Oct 27
8:00 WB SMALLVILLELana faces the fight of her life when she's forced to join the bitchiest sorority on campus!
8:00 UPN EVERYBODY HATES CHRISChris receives more tricks than treats when he takes his siblings out for Halloween.
Friday, Oct 28
9:00 SCIFI RESIDENT EVILâMovie(2002) Hotsy totsy Milla Jovovich battles brain-eating zombies inside an infested research facility.
Saturday, Oct 29
8:00 A&E THE SHININGâMovie(1980) Jack Nicholson takes an ax to his family, who you have to admit is pretty annoying.
8:00 FX THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECTâMovie(1999) Camping film students pursuing an ancient legend get the poop scared right into their pants.
Sunday, Oct 30
8:00 USA THE HULKâMovie(2003) Director Ang Lee's attempt at bringing the "smashing" Marvel superhero to life.
9:00 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASMLarry's attempts at greeting trick-or-treaters bring (expectedly) horrifying results.
Monday, Oct 31
9:00 FOX PRISON BREAKMichael's breakout plan is once again stalled when Abruzzi gets demoted.
9:00 E! THE SCORNEDâMovie(2005) For those who really hate reality shows, check out this horror flick, where reality stars get both hacked and slashed.
Tuesday, Nov 1
9:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARLEarl meets the business end of Joy's claws when he helps her old nemesis win a beauty pageant.
9:30 NBC THE OFFICEDwight karate chops Michael, which prompts a lunchtime rematch!
Wednesday, Nov 2
8:00 UPN AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODELIt's a bitchslap-athon when the ladies turn against each other in competition.
10:00 ABC INVASIONFor those who missed it, check out the pilot of America's favorite butt-poking alien show!
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