This Week on Television
Thursday, Oct 278:00 WB SMALLVILLE
Lana faces the fight of her life when she's forced to join the bitchiest sorority on campus!8:00 UPN EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS
Chris receives more tricks than treats when he takes his siblings out for Halloween.
Friday, Oct 289:00 SCIFI RESIDENT EVIL—Movie
(2002) Hotsy totsy Milla Jovovich battles brain-eating zombies inside an infested research facility.
Saturday, Oct 298:00 A&E THE SHINING—Movie
(1980) Jack Nicholson takes an ax to his family, who you have to admit is pretty annoying.8:00 FX THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT—Movie
(1999) Camping film students pursuing an ancient legend get the poop scared right into their pants.
Sunday, Oct 308:00 USA THE HULK—Movie
(2003) Director Ang Lee's attempt at bringing the "smashing" Marvel superhero to life.9:00 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Larry's attempts at greeting trick-or-treaters bring (expectedly) horrifying results.
Monday, Oct 319:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Michael's breakout plan is once again stalled when Abruzzi gets demoted.9:00 E! THE SCORNED—Movie
(2005) For those who really hate reality shows, check out this horror flick, where reality stars get both hacked and slashed.
Tuesday, Nov 19:00 NBC MY NAME IS EARL
Earl meets the business end of Joy's claws when he helps her old nemesis win a beauty pageant.9:30 NBC THE OFFICE
Dwight karate chops Michael, which prompts a lunchtime rematch!
Wednesday, Nov 28:00 UPN AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
It's a bitchslap-athon when the ladies turn against each other in competition.10:00 ABC INVASION
For those who missed it, check out the pilot of America's favorite butt-poking alien show!A proud member of the AARP. firstname.lastname@example.org