Thursday, January 5
8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARSSeason Premiere! D-list actors trip over their big dumb feet in this hilarious reality contest!
Friday, January 6
9:00 NBC THE BOOK OF DANIELDebut! Former hottie Aidan Quinn stars as a preacher raising a family of hell-bound sinners. Repent!
Saturday, January 7
9:00 SCIFI CAVED IN: PREHISTORIC TERROR—Movie(2005) Dumb spelunkers battle an army of ass-biting prehistoric rhinoceros beetles.
Sunday, January 8
8:00 NBC WEST WINGGet yer hankies, it's the last episode featuring the late actor, John "Leo" Spencer.
Monday, January 9
10:00 ABC THE BACHELOR: PARISSeason Premiere! This time around, the bachelor is a handsome
doctor (EEEEEEEE!!!) who woos the ladies in
Paris! (EEEEEEEE!!!)
Tuesday, January 10
10:00 FX THE SHIELDSeason Premiere! A new chief is in (Forest Whitaker) and Vic is being drummed out!
Wednesday, January 11
8:00 UPN SOUTH BEACHDebut! Matt and Vince leave Brooklyn to score tail in Miami—and find
adventure instead!
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