8:00 FOX GLUTTON BOWL
Forty fatsos compete to see who can cram the most food down their gullets. Sponsored by Subway!
10:00 TNT FIRE DOWN BELOW--Movie
(1997) A movie that's either about Steven Seagal fighting toxic waster dumpers, or a urinary tract infection.
8:00 TNT THE EXORCIST-- Movie
(1973) A young girl who vomits on priests and masturbates with a cross feels better after receiving a prescription for Ritalin.
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Sydney and Dixon vow to catch a rogue agent while in Las Vegas--after they see the Liberace museum.
8:30 NBC FEAR FACTOR
A special celebrity edition starring chickenshit members of the WWF.
8:30 NBC WATCHING ELLIE
Debut! Julia Louis-Dreyfus attempts to pull her career out of the crapper with this new post-Seinfeld sitcom.
9:00 NBC THE WEST WING
President Bartlet uses chess to illustrate the tensions between the U.S. and China. Christ! It's episodes like this that make you appreciate Bush!
Got real fat on burgers and fries, now thanks to chili, I'm a smaller size!
