8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: MARQUESAS
In their continuing quest to screw with the contestants' minds, one tribe is allowed to steal members from the other.
8:00 CBS AFP: AMERICAN FIGHTER PILOT
Debut! Three hunky chunks of meat compete for the "Top Gun" flying program.
8:00 DSC WILD AND WEIRD
Unusual and bizarre sex acts of the animal kingdom. Woo-hoo! Get those VCRs rolling!
8:00 ABC THE TEN COMMANDMENTS--Movie
How's this for an 11th commandment? "Thou shalt not program an old bullshit Christian movie instead of a new episode of Alias!"
Monday, April 1
10:00 ABC ONCE AND AGAIN
Grace finds herself neck-deep in trouble when she attempts to seduce her teacher Eric Stoltz!
8:30 FOX ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
Andy is faced with a critical choice after discovering his new girlfriend is a bigot: bone her and dump her, or bone her and keep her?
9:30 FOX GREG THE BUNNY
Jimmy's new girlfriend has two sweet dogs--who only want to rip off the head of poor Greg!
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