Thursday, Nov 16

8:30

NBC

THE OFFICE

After the Scranton and Stamford offices merge, Pam and Jim are reunited! SOB! This is the happiest day of my life!

Saturday, Nov 18

8:00

NBC

DATELINE NBC

Hooray! Another Dateline show devoted to catching internet predators, and... wait... DAD! What are you doing there?!?

Sunday, Nov 19

10:00

VH1

CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECT

Comedian (?) Gilbert Gottfried investigates a haunted asylum and annoys the shit out of some spirits.

Monday, Nov 20

10:00

NBC

STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP

This abysmally annoying show has been picked up for another season, proving once again there is no God.

Tuesday, Nov 21

8:00

NBC

TONY BENNETT: AN AMERICAN CLASSIC

The awesome Tony sings duets with Barbra Streisand, Elton John, Stevie Wonder and a few other kids under the age of 85.

Wednesday, Nov 22

8:00

NBC

MADONNA: THE CONFESSIONS TOUR

This live concert from London will be great—if you don't mind imagining your aunt masturbating.

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