Thursday, Nov 16
8:30
NBC
THE OFFICEAfter the Scranton and Stamford offices merge, Pam and Jim are reunited! SOB! This is the happiest day of my life!
Saturday, Nov 18
8:00
NBC
DATELINE NBCHooray! Another Dateline show devoted to catching internet predators, and... wait... DAD! What are you doing there?!?
Sunday, Nov 19
10:00
VH1
CELEBRITY PARANORMAL PROJECTComedian (?) Gilbert Gottfried investigates a haunted asylum and annoys the shit out of some spirits.
Monday, Nov 20
10:00
NBC
STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIPThis abysmally annoying show has been picked up for another season, proving once again there is no God.
Tuesday, Nov 21
8:00
NBC
TONY BENNETT: AN AMERICAN CLASSICThe awesome Tony sings duets with Barbra Streisand, Elton John, Stevie Wonder and a few other kids under the age of 85.
Wednesday, Nov 22
8:00
NBC
MADONNA: THE CONFESSIONS TOURThis live concert from London will be great—if you don't mind imagining your aunt masturbating.
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