9:00 NBC WILL & GRACE
Michael Douglas guest stars as a gay cop with the hots for Will!
8:00 FOX WHEN ANIMALS INVADE YOUR HOME
Video footage of monkeys, bears, snakes, and cats who piss in your clean laundry.
9:00 FOX THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR--Movie
(1999) Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russo star as sexy grandpa-and-grandma jewel thieves.
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Bart creates an animated series based on his own life--which hopefully will be funnier than the actual animated series about his life.
9:00 ABC GILDA RADNER: IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING--Movie
(2002) Jami Gertz plays the much-loved SNL regular who died of cancer. Prepare to cry like a goddam baby.
9:00 WB SMALLVILLE
A candidate for student government eliminates the competition by mentally commanding bees to kill 'em.
10:00 CBS 48 HOURS
*NSYNC hottie Justin Timberlake discusses his influence on teens and why he broke Britney's heart--that jerk!
By the way, gambling is evil and wrong.