8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: MARQUESAS
With only nine days left, the Survivors pass the time by filling their cracks with sand in an attempt to make pearls.
8:00 FOX THE SEARCH FOR A PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD
Regardless of what you cynics think, this special is an attempt to showcase the girls' talent!
9:00 DIS MVP: MOST VALUABLE PRIMATE--Movie
(2000) A runaway chimp becomes a pro hockey player in what is perhaps the best plot I've ever heard in my life.
9:00 NBC L.A. LAW: THE MOVIE
(2002) Saggy-assed ex-hotties return for one more case--and I'm pretty sure I don't remember offering an invitation....
9:00 WB ANGEL
Angel and Connor smooch and make up, which means it's finally time to kill some vampires.
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
No more betting! Find out which of the Scoobies is gonna croak!
8:00 TWC THE WEATHER CHANNEL 20th ANNIVERSARY SHOW
Wow. And the scary thing is, it's probably more interesting than the Laverne & Shirley reunion special.
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