Thursday, May 9

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: MARQUESAS

With only nine days left, the Survivors pass the time by filling their cracks with sand in an attempt to make pearls.


Friday, May 10

8:00 FOX THE SEARCH FOR A PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD

Regardless of what you cynics think, this special is an attempt to showcase the girls' talent!


Saturday, May 11

9:00 DIS MVP: MOST VALUABLE PRIMATE--Movie

(2000) A runaway chimp becomes a pro hockey player in what is perhaps the best plot I've ever heard in my life.


Sunday, May 12

9:00 NBC L.A. LAW: THE MOVIE

(2002) Saggy-assed ex-hotties return for one more case--and I'm pretty sure I don't remember offering an invitation....


Monday, May 13

9:00 WB ANGEL

Angel and Connor smooch and make up, which means it's finally time to kill some vampires.


Tuesday, May 14

8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

No more betting! Find out which of the Scoobies is gonna croak!


Wednesday, May 15

8:00 TWC THE WEATHER CHANNEL 20th ANNIVERSARY SHOW

Wow. And the scary thing is, it's probably more interesting than the Laverne & Shirley reunion special.

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