Thursday, May 30

8:00 WB JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT

Jamie makes Bob Saget look like an asshole, and dresses up like a gay TV judge. (I don't have room to explain.)


Friday, May 31

8:00 UPN WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?--Movie

(2002) Three friends vie for college scholarships, and one of the girls is grown-up Rudy from the Cosby Show. And omigod, she's HOT.


Saturday, June 1

9:30 AMC THE INCREDIBLE TWO-HEADED TRANSPLANT--Movie

I don't know why I listed this movie.... I suppose it's because two heads are always funnier than one. HAW!! GodDAMMIT, I'm good!


Sunday, June 2

9:00 ABC THE HAMPTONS

A reality miniseries centered around the fancy-pantsy beach resort. It's kinda like Dynasty, but without so many slaps.


Monday, June 3

8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR

Stephen Baldwin, the Backstreet Boys' Kevin Richardson, and others get their heads shoved in a toilet filled with electric eels.


Tuesday, June 4

10:00 FOX ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

Andy and the gang accidentally make fun of their boss, who has cancer. With special guest star Erik Estrada!


Wednesday, June 5

9:00 VH1 9 1/2 WEEKS--Movie

Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke star as two yuppies who learn to experience the pleasure of boning on top of a garbage dumpster.

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