8:00 WB JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT
Jamie makes Bob Saget look like an asshole, and dresses up like a gay TV judge. (I don't have room to explain.)
8:00 UPN WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?--Movie
(2002) Three friends vie for college scholarships, and one of the girls is grown-up Rudy from the Cosby Show. And omigod, she's HOT.
9:30 AMC THE INCREDIBLE TWO-HEADED TRANSPLANT--Movie
I don't know why I listed this movie.... I suppose it's because two heads are always funnier than one. HAW!! GodDAMMIT, I'm good!
9:00 ABC THE HAMPTONS
A reality miniseries centered around the fancy-pantsy beach resort. It's kinda like Dynasty, but without so many slaps.
8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR
Stephen Baldwin, the Backstreet Boys' Kevin Richardson, and others get their heads shoved in a toilet filled with electric eels.
10:00 FOX ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
Andy and the gang accidentally make fun of their boss, who has cancer. With special guest star Erik Estrada!
9:00 VH1 9 1/2 WEEKS--Movie
Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke star as two yuppies who learn to experience the pleasure of boning on top of a garbage dumpster.
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