8:00 A&E MARRIED IN AMERICA

Documentarian Michael Apted's (7 Up) new film, which explores how long a group of couples can stay married. Place yer bets!

8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

A behind-the-scenes peek inside the tight pants of Ponch, Jon, and a cop show called CHiPs.

10:00 TLC RESTAURANTS FROM HELL

Hidden cameras inside fast-food and fancy restaurants reveal the rats, the spitting, and the bloody Band-Aids that wind up in your chow!

10:00 NBC CRIME & PUNISHMENT

From the creator of Law & Order comes another show that's just as boring--but this one is boring because it's real.

10:30 MTV SORORITY LIFE

Debut! A new reality porn series from MTV about the trials and tribulations of scantily clad sorority girls.

9:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

The judges make a last desperate effort to crush the self-esteem of the semi-finalists into dust.

9:00 TNN ROBOCOP--Movie

(1987) Corporate scientists turn a dead cop into a walking, talking, ass-kicking avenger in this film from Paul Verhoeven.

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