Thursday, June 27

8:00 FOX BEYOND BELIEF

A con man wonders what that burning smell is all about when an enemy sets his voodoo doll on fire.


Friday, June 28

8:00 TV LAND THE LOVE BOAT

Cap'n Stubing hits the roof after discovering a pal of his is teaching li'l Vicki how to gamble!


Saturday, June 29

10:00 HIS PROSTITUTION: SEX IN THE CITY

Whoopee! A documentary about hookers.


Sunday, June 30

8:00 AMC THE LONGEST YARD--Movie

(1974) Burt Reynolds wins the prison-yard football game against the guards using his uncanny ability to hit people in the nuts.


Monday, July 1

10:30 MTV SORORITY LIFE

In this new documentary series, the sorority "rush week" provides an opportunity for a group of girls to act more irrational than ever.


Tuesday, July 2

8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

A repeat performance of Buffy, the Musical, one of the best episodes ever, and sadly the only bright spot in a truly crappy season.


Wednesday, July 3

8:00 VH1 SHOWGIRLS--Movie

(1995) Saved by the Bell's Elizabeth Berkley shimmies up the strip-club pole of success in what is possibly the most brilliantly bad film ever made.

As always, humor trumps cruelty. steve@thestranger.com

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