Thursday, Dec 7

9:00

FOX

THE O.C.

While visiting Summer at Brown, Seth finds and moves into an empty dorm room. Okay... starting to get creepy!

Friday, Dec 8

8:00

CBS

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

Rudolph tries to prove himself to that dickhead Santa with the help of a gay midget (who wants to be a dentist).

Saturday, Dec 9

8:00

ABC

THE CHRISTMAS THAT ALMOST DIDN'T HAPPEN

After a doctor tells him he has an STD, Rusty the Reindeer figures out how he got his name.

Monday, Dec 11

9:00

SCI

THE LOST ROOM

A new miniseries about a super creepy motel room, starring Six Feet Under's Peter Krause!

Tuesday, Dec 12

10:00

ABC

BARBARA WALTERS

It's the "most fascinating" people of 2006, including Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, and Britney Spears's cooter.

Wednesday, Dec 13

10:00

MTV

THE REAL WORLD DENVER

Panic sweeps the house when the kids realize that no one gives a crap about this show anymore.

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