10:00 COM SOUTH PARK
The kids rally together when the gastronomically challenged Terrance and Phillip break up.
9:30 TVLAND SHAZAM!
A rare showing of the 1970s live-action version of Captain Marvel--featuring Billy Batson with a mullet.
8:00 ABC LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES
Teams from all over the country compete to see which players can be the most adorable while spitting or grabbing their crotch.
9:00 TNN OBLIVIOUS
A new hidden camera/game show where unsuspecting people are asked questions on the street and given money for correct answers.
10:30 COM CRANK YANKERS
Puppets make prank phone calls, voiced by celebrities. This week's guests: Tenacious D!
9:30 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
It's 15 years of therapy down the crapper when Larry goes to the beach and sees his psychiatrist in a thong.
9:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Finally! We're down to the last three--and I'm begging you! Vote out Sideshow Bob!
10:30 COM CONTEST SEARCHLIGHT
Dennis Leary is a drunken asshole producer in this biting parody of HBO's Project Greenlight.
Tamyra will kick your ass, Krautsie. steve@thestranger.com
