Thursday, Dec 14
9:00
FOX
THE O.C.Yay! It's the annual Chrismukkah episode—this time starring Taylor Townsend! Santa, you answered my prayers!
Saturday, Dec 16
8:00
NBC
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE—MovieJimmy Stewart suffers from wild hallucinations after accidentally ingesting some "Zuzu Petals." That shit is hardcore.
Sunday, Dec 17
8:00
CBS
SURVIVOR: COOK ISLANDSSeason Finale! The winner of the Cook Islands edition is announced (finally, we'll see which ethnicity is the best)!
Monday, Dec 18
9:00
NBC
IDENTITYDebut! A new game show hosted by magician Penn Jillette. This is where we say, "O, how the mighty have fallen!"
Tuesday, Dec 19
9:30
TVLAND
WHAT'S HAPPENING!!In this classic episode, Raj, Rerun, and Doo-wayne are scolded for scalping tickets by honky guest stars the Doobie Brothers!
Leslie! Write back soon! steve@thestranger.com