Thursday, Dec 14
Yay! It's the annual Chrismukkah episode—this time starring Taylor Townsend! Santa, you answered my prayers!
Saturday, Dec 16
NBCIT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE—Movie
Jimmy Stewart suffers from wild hallucinations after accidentally ingesting some "Zuzu Petals." That shit is hardcore.
Sunday, Dec 17
CBSSURVIVOR: COOK ISLANDS
Season Finale! The winner of the Cook Islands edition is announced (finally, we'll see which ethnicity is the best)!
Monday, Dec 18
Debut! A new game show hosted by magician Penn Jillette. This is where we say, "O, how the mighty have fallen!"
Tuesday, Dec 19
In this classic episode, Raj, Rerun, and Doo-wayne are scolded for scalping tickets by honky guest stars the Doobie Brothers!
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