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THURSDAY, JUNE 24

7:05 TBS The Chimp Channel: Those nutty chimps parody Gap ads, Drew Carey, and (HAW!) the O. J. Simpson slow-speed chase.

8:00 5 Friends: Dumb-luck Joey gets it on with grown-up Punky Brewster (Soleil Moon Frye).


FRIDAY, JUNE 25

1:00 5 Another World: Final Episode! After 35 years, the daytime soap Another World calls it quits (I hope it wasn't because I never watched it!).

11:00 16 Motown Live: Tonight featuring Britney Spears, Run-DMC, Evelyn "Champagne" King, and Naughty by Nature telling us who's down with "O.P.P." (Hey, you know me!).


Saturday, June 26

7:00 COM The Man Show: More subjects of interest to those of the male gender. This week: household hints from porn stars.

8:00 11 Movie: The Karate Kid (1984). Boy gets sensei, boy loses sensei, sensei gets car waxed for free.


SUNDAY, JUNE 27

10:00 A&E The Bunny Years: A documentary that chronicles how Hugh Hefner could talk grown women into wearing ears and powder-puff tails.


MONDAY, JUNE 28

8:30 11 RedHanded: Dumb people get busted doing dumb things. Tonight: hubby gets caught by wifey in strip club.

10:00 A&E Investigative Reports: "Guns in America." An in-depth look at why America is the most rootin'est tootin'est country there is.


TUESDAY, JUNE 29

9:30 4 NYPD Blue: Grab yer hankies; here's the repeat where Simone (Jimmy Smits) croaks!

9:30 VH1 One Hit Wonder Countdown: Featuring such celebrated losers as Thomas Dolby, Dexys Midnight Runners, and that girl who sang "99 Luft Balloons."


WEDNESDAY, JUNE 30

9:00 9 American Masters: Two of modern lit's more famous love-birds, Lillian Hellman & Dashiell Hammett.

9:00 USA The World Dog Show: Leg-humping hounds from around the globe strut their stuff.

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