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THURSDAY, JULY 22
8:00 SCI Curse of the Blair Witch: A documentary about witchy goings-on in rural Maryland— just in time for the creepy ?lm The Blair Witch Project! 8:00 5 Friends: Monica and Chandler do their best to hide their pre-marital romance from nosy Christians.

FRIDAY, JULY 23
10:00 COM FX Toughman: Debut! Amateur bullies beat the shit out of each other for cash and prizes. (Of course, the PTC has no problem with this.) 10:30 BRV Movie: Orlando (1992). Funny-named person Tilda Swinton stars as the girl who loves being a man in this acclaimed artsy-fartsy ßick

SATURDAY, JULY 24
10:30 am 13 Secret Files of Spydogs: : Dogs who are spies? The only sneaky thing my dog knows how to do is slip his nose up my ass! 7:00 VH1 Random Play: Debut! A new sketch comedy show about the wild, whimsical world of rock 'n' roll.

SUNDAY, JULY 25
8:00 DSC X-Creatures: : Debut! Mysterious creatures (like the legendary ass-snif?ng dog) are explored.

MONDAY, JULY 26
7:00 VH1 100 Greatest Women of Rock and Roll: Jennifer Lopez (Pant! Pant! Ah-OOOH-GAH!) hosts this installment of rock's ?nest females. 11:00 MTV Undressed: Debut! Roland Joffe (The Killing Fields) directs re-enactments of shitty romantic relationships—just like yours!

TUESDAY, JULY 27
8:00 22 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Xander gets ostracized, beat up, and laid all in one night in this terri?c repeat. 11:40 TBS Movie: Black Belt Jones (1974). Karate soul brother #1, Jim Kelly, kicks honky ass in this blaxploitation classic.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 28
8:00 13 Signs from God: Science Tests Faith: Spiritual phenomena are examined scienti?cally. Included: Jesus fails a lie detector test. 9:00 A&E Biography: Featuring Charlie's favorite angel, Farrah Fawcett 10:00 COM The Man Show: Hey, Grooms-to-be! Ten helpful tips on how to de-sissify your wedding!

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