Thursday, Aug 26

8:00 11 WWF WRESTLING SMACKDOWN! -- Sports

Debut! "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and the gang bring their homo-erotic soap opera to UPN.

9:00 13 WORLD'S MOST SHOCKING MOMENTS 3 -- Documentary

Tonight: Incidents featuring bulls.


Friday, Aug 27

8:00 13 WORLD'S FUNNIEST VIDEOS -- Documentary

Tonight: Incidents featuring bulls.

TNN ECW WRESTLING -- Sports

Debut! "Mr. PPV" Rob Van Dam and the gang bring their homo-erotic soap opera to TNN.


Saturday, Aug 28

10:00 TNT MOVIE Gene Wilder gets the parental go-ahead to murder some children in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971).

12:05 5 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE -- Variety

Kung fu fightin', vampire killin' hottie Sarah Michelle Gellar hosts alongside the (sighhhh) Backstreet Boys.


Sunday, Aug 29

7:00 MTV TOTAL REQUEST COUNTDOWN

-- Music Videos

A five hour marathon of the summer's best videos.

9:00 HBO CHER: LIVE IN CONCERT -- Gay Music

Cher shows off her greatest hits, and her latest face lift.


Monday, Aug 30

1:00 11 DIVORCE COURT -- Unintentional Comedy

Debut! Sparring spouses fight it out in open court over custody of the Hamilton-Beach Fry Daddy™.

8:30 11 THE PARKERS --Situational Comedy

Debut! A spinoff of Moesha starring Mo'Nique and Countess Vaughn! (Hey! Where's Lionel from The Jeffersons??)


Tuesday, Aug 31

8:00 11 SUMMER MUSIC MANIA '99 -- Concert

Featuring such squeal-worthy all-teen groups as 'N Sync, 98 Degrees, B*Witched, and We're Growin' Pubes.

8:00 22 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER -- Teen Drama

Buffy gets a new Watcher -- who's even more of a goddam limey priss-pot than Giles!


Wednesday, Sept 1

8:30 7 MOVIE -- Drama

Mel Gibson stars in the 1993 tear-jerker The Man Without a Face, about a guy who thinks having a burned puss somehow entitles him to friends. (Okay, that was mean... but true!)

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