Thursday, Dec 9

8:00 NIK RUGRATS
In this Hanukkah special, the Rugrats learn about the Festival of Lights, and demand 12 gifts instead of eight.

9:00 13 ACTION
Peter's film once again teeters on the brink of disaster because of his leading lady's unexpected weight gain (could it be chubby Molly Ringwald??).


Friday, Dec 10

7:00 TOON DEXTER'S LABORATORY
Attacked by robots from the future, five-year-old Dexter leaps forward in time to get help from the 35-year-old Dexter.

8:00 MTV 100 GREATEST VIDEOS EVER MADE
Look, all I know is they better include Warrant's "Cherry Pie" or the poop's gonna hit the fan!!


Saturday, Dec 11

8:00 NIK BIG HELP CONCERT
Kids volunteer time and money to worthy causes... aww, who gives a crap? Britney Spears and 'N Sync are performing!

10:30 16 V.I.P.
Val (Pamela Anderson Lee) and the gang avert a millennial disaster by removing their bras and having a pillow fight.


Sunday, Dec 12

7:00 TOON CHRISTMAS COMES TO PACLAND
When Santa is attacked by Blue Meanies, PacMan and Ms. PacMan eat their way to his rescue.

8:00 USA HEFNER: UNAUTHORIZED -- TV Movie
(1999) A hopping mad ex-wife penned this story about the life of horny hubby Hugh Hefner.


Monday, Dec 13

8:00 5 SUDDENLY SUSAN
Susan makes a big mistake when she writes a comical feature about the gays (unfortunately forgetting the gays haven't had a sense of humor since 1989). Hey gays! Just kidding!


Tuesday, Dec 14

8:00 TNT THE EXORCIST -- Movie
(1973) A Christmas classic! Little Regan gets a very unusual gift from Santa (oh, wait... that's Satan).

9:00 13 MARIAH CAREY'S HOMECOMING SPECIAL
In this taped concert, singer Mariah Carey visits her old hometown -- blatantly ignoring the city-wide restraining order.


Wednesday, Dec 15

11:00 COM THE GREATEST MILLENNIUM
Comedian Jon Stewart and the Daily Show staff in an hour-long, pre-apocalyptic special! Recommended!

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