Thursday, Feb 16
8:00 WB SMALLVILLE
Clark runs into yet another DC Comics superhero, the half-human, all-hottie Cyborg!
Friday, Feb 17
8:00 FOX TRADING SPOUSES
TiVo Alert! Do NOT miss the best Trading Spouses ever, when "God Warrior" Marguerite Perrin has a gagging, on-camera religious freakout!
Saturday, Feb 18
8:00 ABC CAST AWAY—Movie
(2000) Not a great movie, but it's totally worth it just to see Tom Hanks knock a tooth out of his head with an ice skate.
Sunday, Feb 19
8:00 ESPN2 KNIGHT SCHOOL
Debut! 16 students vie for a single position on a college team—but have to impress hothead Bobby Knight first!
Monday, Feb 20
8:00 FOX HOUSE
Dr. House treats a supermodel addicted to heroin—sorry, it's not Kate Moss.
Tuesday, Feb 21
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
It's ladies night when 12 of the female finalists sing for Randy, Simon, and menopausal Paula.
Wednesday, Feb 22
11:00 BRAVO PROJECT JAY
Special! The hilarious and charming winner of last year's Project Runway takes on NYC!
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