Thursday, March 9

9:00 WB BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

Season Finale! The final two couples go into the "elimination room"—which if that doesn't sound "Holocaust-y" I don't know what does.

Friday, March 10

10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

President Roslin is forced to choose between letting Baltar win the election, or cheating. CHEAT! CHEAT!

Sunday, March 12

10:00 HBO BIG LOVE

Debut! Bill Paxton stars as a polygamist who has three times as many troubles as the regular married guy.

Tuesday, March 14

9:00 ABC SONS & DAUGHTERS

Good buzz abounds for this new, partially improvised sitcom.

Wednesday, March 15

9:30 FOX THE LOOP

Debut! A new sitcom about a party guy trying to balance a corporate job and getting laid.

Still waiting for "my" network... steve@thestranger.com