THURS, MARCH 30

8:00 NBC WILL & GRACE

Britney Spears guest stars as a right-wing Republican Christian. (Surprised?)

FRI, MARCH 31

9:30 MTV2 WONDER SHOWZEN

Season Premiere! The naughtiest kids' show in the world returns for another hilarious season! Recommended!

SAT, APRIL 1

9:00 SCI SS DOOMTROOPER—Movie

(2006) Nazi scientists pull the meanest April Fools' joke ever—creating a race of super soldiers to invade America!

SUN, APRIL 2

10:00 VH1 SO NOTORIOUS

Debut! Tori Spelling (90210) returns in this funny sitcom about life as a failed teen star!

MON, APRIL 3

10:30 MTV CALL TO GREATNESS

Debut! More jackassery from MTV as a busload of daredevils sets out to break the most ridiculous records in the book.

TUES, APRIL 4

9:00 CBS THE UNIT

Don't miss this hilariously bad military drama written by David Mamet! Boo-yah!

WED, APRIL 5

9:00 ABC LOST

The prisoner reveals secrets about the bunker, making Locke feel like a big, dumb jerk.

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