THURS, MARCH 30
8:00 NBC WILL & GRACE
Britney Spears guest stars as a right-wing Republican Christian. (Surprised?)
FRI, MARCH 31
9:30 MTV2 WONDER SHOWZEN
Season Premiere! The naughtiest kids' show in the world returns for another hilarious season! Recommended!
SAT, APRIL 1
9:00 SCI SS DOOMTROOPER—Movie
(2006) Nazi scientists pull the meanest April Fools' joke ever—creating a race of super soldiers to invade America!
SUN, APRIL 2
10:00 VH1 SO NOTORIOUS
Debut! Tori Spelling (90210) returns in this funny sitcom about life as a failed teen star!
MON, APRIL 3
10:30 MTV CALL TO GREATNESS
Debut! More jackassery from MTV as a busload of daredevils sets out to break the most ridiculous records in the book.
TUES, APRIL 4
9:00 CBS THE UNIT
Don't miss this hilariously bad military drama written by David Mamet! Boo-yah!
WED, APRIL 5
9:00 ABC LOST
The prisoner reveals secrets about the bunker, making Locke feel like a big, dumb jerk.
Have gastrointestinally challenged donkey; will travel. steve@thestranger.com