THU, APRIL 13
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
Ryan hooks it up with one of the waitresses from his mom's cafe! That's right... kiss his grits!
FRI, APRIL 14
8:00 WB SURVIVAL OF THE RICHEST
When the rich kids have to work at a homeless shelter, they fear they may catch "poor cooties."
SAT, APRIL 15
8:00 WB THE MESSENGER—Movie
(1999) Milla Jovovich stars as the sexiest Joan of Arc EVER!
SUN, APRIL 16
8:00 NBC THE WEST WING
Washed up costars from past West Wing episodes show up for Leo's funeral. Oh, hello ROB LOWE.
MON, APRIL 17
9:00 FOX 24
Martial law is still in effect, making it very difficult for Jack to kill terrorists after curfew.
TUE, APRIL 18
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
It's down to the final seven, which means all of us who have been bored crapless with this show can finally start watching.
WED, APRIL 19
8:00 ABC ALIAS
Yay! It's the two-hour return of Alias. (Oh, is that show still on the air?)
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