THU, APRIL 13

9:00 FOX THE O.C.

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Ryan hooks it up with one of the waitresses from his mom's cafe! That's right... kiss his grits!

FRI, APRIL 14

8:00 WB SURVIVAL OF THE RICHEST

When the rich kids have to work at a homeless shelter, they fear they may catch "poor cooties."

SAT, APRIL 15

8:00 WB THE MESSENGER—Movie

(1999) Milla Jovovich stars as the sexiest Joan of Arc EVER!

SUN, APRIL 16

8:00 NBC THE WEST WING

Washed up costars from past West Wing episodes show up for Leo's funeral. Oh, hello ROB LOWE.

MON, APRIL 17

9:00 FOX 24

Martial law is still in effect, making it very difficult for Jack to kill terrorists after curfew.

TUE, APRIL 18

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

It's down to the final seven, which means all of us who have been bored crapless with this show can finally start watching.

WED, APRIL 19

8:00 ABC ALIAS

Yay! It's the two-hour return of Alias. (Oh, is that show still on the air?)

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