Thursday, May 11

9:00 WB SMALLVILLE

After watching the season finale at 8:00 p.m., catch this repeat featuring that stinkin' fish stick, Aquaman!

Friday, May 12

8:00 CBS KEITH BARRY: EXTRAORDINARY

Illusions from the magician and his celeb friends. (Hey, if he's not drowning himself in a fishbowl, I'm not interested.)

Saturday, May 13

8:00 SPIKE OUT OF REACH—Movie

(2004) Steven Seagal leaps into action to rescue his pen pal from white slavers. (Steven Seagal has a pen pal?)

Sunday, May 14

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: EXILE ISLAND

Season finale! Host Jeff Probst tries to act excited about another million-dollar winner.

Monday, May 15

9:00 ABC GREY'S ANATOMY

Season finale! In this season-ending cliffhanger, the doctors pump each other with adrenaline shots to avoid boring each other to death.

Tuesday, May 16

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

With only three contestants left, Paula fights to stay sober.

Wednesday, May 17

9:00 ABC LOST

After shooting two of the castaways, Michael pins it on "The Others" (who are really sick of being blamed for everything that goes wrong on the island)!

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