Thursday, May 11
9:00 WB SMALLVILLE
After watching the season finale at 8:00 p.m., catch this repeat featuring that stinkin' fish stick, Aquaman!
Friday, May 12
8:00 CBS KEITH BARRY: EXTRAORDINARY
Illusions from the magician and his celeb friends. (Hey, if he's not drowning himself in a fishbowl, I'm not interested.)
Saturday, May 13
8:00 SPIKE OUT OF REACH—Movie
(2004) Steven Seagal leaps into action to rescue his pen pal from white slavers. (Steven Seagal has a pen pal?)
Sunday, May 14
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: EXILE ISLAND
Season finale! Host Jeff Probst tries to act excited about another million-dollar winner.
Monday, May 15
9:00 ABC GREY'S ANATOMY
Season finale! In this season-ending cliffhanger, the doctors pump each other with adrenaline shots to avoid boring each other to death.
Tuesday, May 16
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
With only three contestants left, Paula fights to stay sober.
Wednesday, May 17
9:00 ABC LOST
After shooting two of the castaways, Michael pins it on "The Others" (who are really sick of being blamed for everything that goes wrong on the island)!
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