8:00 5 FRIENDS
What if Monica were fat? What if Joey and Rachel smooched? What if Phoebe were a stockbroker? What if I gave a crap?
10:00 5 E.R.
The staff races against time to save the dying Kellie Martin. I don't know about you, but I'm putting my money on "time."
9:00 5 LAW & ORDER
A "very special cross-over" episode featuring those ignoramuses from Special Victims Unit. Oooh!! I hate those guys!
9:55 TBS FLASHDANCE -- Movie
(1983) Jennifer Beals has an occupation my mother begged me to go into: exotic dancer/welder.
9:00 AMC THE OMEGA MAN -- Movie
(1971) Charlton Heston stars as the last man on earth, and surprisingly, actually gets someone to sleep with him.
9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC 2
Go behind the music (twice!) with this profile of Mary J. Blige.
9:00 22 JACK & JILL
Now that Jack & Jill have finally consummated their relationship, we can all go back to watching paint dry.
10:00 4 THE PRACTICE
A terrific repeat where the Fonz (Henry Winkler) plays a pervy dentist!
8:00 MTV 2GETHER -- Movie
(2000) A parody of the making of a Backstreet Boys-like boy band. Funny? Maybe three years ago.
8:00 5 FREAKS & GEEKS
The gang rallies around Nick when he becomes addicted to POT.
8:00 22 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
The poop hits the fan when Buffy must stop the rampaging Adam -- as well as her old arch-nemesis Faith, AND the mayor! Recommended!
9:00 22 ANGEL
Angel spends another entire episode moping about his crappy life. NOT Recommended!
8:00 7 THE GRAMMY AWARDS
Instead of music, why can't this just be an award show for grandmothers? They deserve our recognition, too!!
