5:05 TBS OVER THE TOP -- Movie
(1987) Sly Stallone stars as an arm-wrestling truck driver who tries to win the love of his asshole son.
8:30 5 GOD, THE DEVIL, AND BOB
A new animated series about a god who considers blowing up the world and looks like Jerry Garcia.
8:00 TNT TOP GUN -- Movie
(1986) The touching homoerotic tale of a Maverick's (Tom Cruise) love for his Goose (Anthony Edwards).
9:00 5 SOAP OPERA DIGEST AWARDS
Celebrate the soaps with hosts Juliet Mills and Josh Ryan Evans (the creepy witch and toy characters from Passions!).
10:30 HBO BOXING
The flamboyant Prince Naseem Hamed (29 KO's) takes on Vuyani Bungu (19 KO's) in this featherweight bout.
9:00 33 STARSKATE SALUTE TO BARRY MANILOW
Championship skaters interpret the music of Barry Manilow (I know! It's like a beautiful dream!).
10:00 4 THE PRACTICE
The poop hits the fan when Bobby is kidnapped by... New Kid on the Block Donnie Wahlberg?!!?
8:00 4 SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS
A remake of the 1972 TV movie starring the witchy Shannen Doherty (Charmed) and Kate Jackson (Charlie's Angels).
10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY
The kids of Flatpoint High revolt when forced to wear chastity belts.
8:00 22 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Another Willow spell runs amuck, causing Giles to go blind and Xander to get fat (oh, waitasecond... he was already fat).
10:30 FX SON OF A BEACH
Debut! A Baywatch parody from Howard Stern productions, starring Tim Stack as a lifeguard.
9:30 MTV 2000 SPRING BREAK UNCENSORED
Join alcohol-poisoned frat boys and girls as they wreck the beautiful city of Cancun.
10:30 FX YOUR FAVORITE GIRL NEXT DOOR
Debut! A weekly beauty pageant for supposedly "real" women.
