Thursday, March 30

8:00 13 THE CABLE GUY -- Movie

(1996) Jim Carrey stars as a psychotic cable installer, who may or may not work for the former TCI.

10:00 4 WONDERLAND

Debut! A new one-hour drama about an inner-city loony bin.... Oops! I mean, mentally challenged bin.


Friday, March 31

8:00 VH1 WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

A look at the current careers of cast members from Fame AND Dirty Dancing! Be still my beating heart!

9:30 4 MAKING THE BAND

In this episode, Chad learns to use hair gel, and Tommy, whose voice is beginning to change, is castrated.


Saturday, April 1

9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC

Find out what happens when honky rappers go bad, in this profile of Vanilla "Ice, Ice, Baby!"

10:30 7 NORTHWEST WEATHER WONDERS

An exploration into our area's diverse weather systems, such as rain... and... and... did I mention "rain"?


Sunday, April 2

9:00 5 ANACONDA -- Movie

(1997) Academy award-winning actor Jon Voight gets puked up by a giant snake!

10:00 4 THE PRACTICE

Bobby and Eugene defend foxy octogenarian and former Dallas star, Victoria Principal (Rrrowrr, rrrowrr, Grandma!).


Monday, April 3

8:00 BRV MOONLIGHTING

The original 1985 two-hour pilot of the breakthrough series starring Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis (back when he had hair)! Recommended!

10:30 FX DICK & PAULA CELEBRITY SPECIAL

It's music and laughs when Dick and Paula welcome special guests caveman Stan Napowitz, and Satan!


Tuesday, April 4

8:00 22 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Buffy scratches her sexy noggin in disbelief when the town nerd becomes a superhero!

9:00 7 FALCONE

Debut! Jason Gedrick (star of too many failed shows to mention) gives it another go in this ripoff of Donnie Brasco.


Wednesday, April 5

9:00 5 THE WEST WING

The President (Bill Clinton) hits the roof when his daughter (Chelsea Clinton) attends a party with a drunk frat guy (Ted Kennedy).