8:00 5 FRIENDS
The gang plans a forced intervention on Rachel when they learn of her addiction to Pottery Barn.
10:00 TNT FACES OF EVIL
Malcolm McDowell hosts this charming documentary on serial killers.
9:00 10 TEEN FILES: THE TRUTH ABOUT DRUGS
Kids get the shit scared out of them by host Leeza Gibbons in this anti-drug documentary by the makers of Scared Straight!
9:30 4 MAKING THE BAND
In this episode, Tommy runs to his trailer in tears when he discovers J. J. gets more fan mail than him.
8:00 FSN THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS
The NABC College All-Stars learn how the game of basketball is really played when the Harlem Globetrotters chase them around the court with a bucket of confetti.
11:00 BRV THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST -- Movie
(1988) On the eve of his crucifixion, Jesus goes out for one last night of beer-drinking and whore-chasing with his best friend, Booger.
8:00 13 THE SIMPSONS
Homer and the town rally around Barney when he makes the unfortunate choice to stop boozing.
8:00 TNT DON QUIXOTE -- Movie
(2000) 3rd Rock's John Lithgow and Bob Hoskins star in Cervantes' classic tale of a traveling schizophrenic and his pal with a donkey.
9:00 13 ALLY McBEAL
Billy's reappearance shocks the firm... and me, too! That asshole's supposed to be DEAD!
10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY
In this episode, Jerri, the 47-year-old ex-crackhead prostitute, tries out for the cheerleading squad and learns to read.
10:00 4 NYPD BLUE
Sorenson (li'l Ricky Schroeder) decides to cure his mental illness by hopping in the sack with his girlfriend who has (I'm sorry, but it's true...) REALLY BIG BREASTS!!
9:00 LIF MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? -- Movie
(1996) This classic stars Tori Spelling, and is the winner of my "Best TV Movie Title" award of 1996!