Thursday, June 8
8:30 MTV 2006 MTV MOVIE AWARDS
Far more relevant than the Academy Awards, plus it's hosted by Jessica Alba! (Pant! Pant! Woof! Ah-OOOH-GAH!)
Saturday, June 10
9:00 SCI BLACK HOLEâMovie
(2006) A botched science experiment creates an artificial black hole that threatens to suck up the world (that is, if leading man Judd Nelson doesn't suck it up first)!
Sunday, June 11
10:00 HBO ENTOURAGE
Season premiere! Vince's Aquaman movie premieresâand somebody ends up smelling like fish.
Monday, June 12
9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN
Season premiere! Chef Ramsay returns to hilariously torment another crew of wannabe cooks.
Tuesday, June 13
10:00 CBS TUESDAY NIGHT BOOK CLUB
Debut! This reality show follows the adventures of actual suburban housewives. So it's like Desperate Housewives except even more BORING.
Wednesday, June 14
10:00 ABC COMMANDER IN CHIEF
Series finale! Geena Davis hangs up her crown as America's first woman president. (Maybe she should hang up the collagen implants as well?)
Why don't you cry like a baby? steve@thestranger.com
