Thursday, June 22
8:00 ABC MASTER OF CHAMPIONSDebut! An assortment of freaks competes in this talent show based on the bizarro Japanese TV series!
9:30 NBC THE OFFICEAnother terrific repeat featuring Michael taking the employees on a drunken booze cruise.
Friday, June 23
9:30 COM SOUTH PARKDon't miss this repeat episode where Chef is lured into a child-molesting cult (which is
nothing like the Scientologists).
Saturday, June 24
8:00 FOX COPSA man is in fear for his life from his drunken, violent, and belligerent wife. See, it's funny, because she's a WOMAN!
9:00 SCI ANDROID APOCALYPSE—Movie(2006) Man and android learn to get along in a post-apocalyptic wilderness. I don't care what anyone says—androids BLOW.
Sunday, June 25
9:30 FOX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIAThe gang has some fun with the news that Charlie was molested by his gym teacher.
10:30 HBO LUCKY LOUIECheck out this hilariously dirty sitcom, starring very funny comedian Louis C.K.!
Monday, June 26
8:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHENIt's two full hours of sweet, sweet humiliation when Chef Ramsay pits the guys against the girls—plus another chef has a mental breakdown over an undercooked plate of noodles.
Tuesday, June 27
9:00 NBC LAST COMIC STANDINGThe comics are given a spontaneity exam on the Adam Carolla radio show.
10:00 COM DOG BITES MANCheck out this funny cross between
Reno 911 and
The Daily Show, about a dimwitted local news team.
Wednesday, June 28
8:00 FOX SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCEA glorious two-hour episode featuring the top 16 dancers (many of whom dance like they're epileptics).
10:00 SPIKE BLADE: THE SERIESDebut! Finally! The awesome vampire film comes to TV! (Wait. There's no Wesley Snipes? Forget it.)
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