8:00 11 POPULAR
Now that Friends is in reruns, it's time to catch up with the bitchy high-school cliques of Popular!
9:20 TBS ENTER THE DRAGON--Movie
(1973) Bruce Lee opens up a can of chop-socky whoop-ass in his last feature film.
8:00 4 TEEN PEOPLE'S 25 HOTTEST STARS UNDER 25
'N Sync's Justin Timberlake (EEEEEEEE!) hosts this salute to ageism.
8:00 4 THE BEST TV YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
Weirdo TV clips from around the globe (which had better include the terrific Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp!).
10:30 TBS THE LONGEST YARD-- Movie
(1974) Burt Reynolds leads his prison football team to victory by socking the guards in the nuts.
6:00 BRV TWIN PEAKS MARATHON
The entire first season (in order!) of David Lynch's ill-fated and brilliant series! Recommended!
10:00 MTV THE TOM GREEN SHOW
Tom gets a dose of someone else's medicine when he discovers he has testicular cancer.
9:00 13 ALLY McBEAL
Ally has sex with a hunk inside a car wash (and miraculously doesn't get any soap in her hoo-hoo).
9:30 NICK THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES
Granny forces Jethro to propose to Jane Hathaway, and--waitasecond! She's clearly a lesbian!!
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Geeks rejoice! A full hour on the life of sex kitten/bondage queen Bettie Page!
9:30 13 THE PJs
Mrs. Avery accidentally shoots the mailman in an episode entitled The Postman's Always Shot Twice.
9:00 13 SUPERNATURAL EVENING WITH SANTANA
Latino octogenarians Santana try to sell a few more albums with this network infomercial/special.
9:30 4 CLERKS
A new animated series based on the movie from director Kevin Smith!
