Thursday, May 25

8:00 11 POPULAR

Now that Friends is in reruns, it's time to catch up with the bitchy high-school cliques of Popular!

9:20 TBS ENTER THE DRAGON--Movie

(1973) Bruce Lee opens up a can of chop-socky whoop-ass in his last feature film.


Friday, May 26

8:00 4 TEEN PEOPLE'S 25 HOTTEST STARS UNDER 25

'N Sync's Justin Timberlake (EEEEEEEE!) hosts this salute to ageism.


Saturday, May 27

8:00 4 THE BEST TV YOU'VE NEVER SEEN

Weirdo TV clips from around the globe (which had better include the terrific Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp!).

10:30 TBS THE LONGEST YARD-- Movie

(1974) Burt Reynolds leads his prison football team to victory by socking the guards in the nuts.


Sunday, May 28

6:00 BRV TWIN PEAKS MARATHON

The entire first season (in order!) of David Lynch's ill-fated and brilliant series! Recommended!

10:00 MTV THE TOM GREEN SHOW

Tom gets a dose of someone else's medicine when he discovers he has testicular cancer.


Monday, May 29

9:00 13 ALLY McBEAL

Ally has sex with a hunk inside a car wash (and miraculously doesn't get any soap in her hoo-hoo).

9:30 NICK THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

Granny forces Jethro to propose to Jane Hathaway, and--waitasecond! She's clearly a lesbian!!


Tuesday, May 30

9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

Geeks rejoice! A full hour on the life of sex kitten/bondage queen Bettie Page!

9:30 13 THE PJs

Mrs. Avery accidentally shoots the mailman in an episode entitled The Postman's Always Shot Twice.


Wednesday, May 31

9:00 13 SUPERNATURAL EVENING WITH SANTANA

Latino octogenarians Santana try to sell a few more albums with this network infomercial/special.

9:30 4 CLERKS

A new animated series based on the movie from director Kevin Smith!

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