Thursday, June 29
10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Season premiere! It's the two-hour return of this very funny comedy about four amoral pals in Philly.
Saturday, July 1
8:00 WB DIRTY DANCINGâMovie
(1987) Hunky Patrick Swayze teaches hot moves to underage Jennifer Grey! Never has statutory rape been so sexy.
Monday, July 3
10:00 ESPN2 U.S. COMPETITIVE EATING CHAMPIONSHIP
It's an all-out pig-out when the country's hungriest compete for gastronomical greatness.
Tuesday, July 4
9:00 NBC MACY'S FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR
For all those who aren't being harassed by your drunk neighbor's fireworks display.
Wednesday, July 5
8:00 CBS ROCK STAR
Season premiere! Another "lucky" nobody is chosen to be the lead singer of a washed-up band of "superstars."
Who stole my "Kiss My Ass!" miniskirt? steve@thestranger.com
