Thursday, July 6

8:00 WB POPULAR

Emory Dick (the biggest nerd in school) puts the student body on trial for mistreating him! HAW! HAW! NERD!!

8:30 MTV THE REAL WORLD--NEW ORLEANS

It's a catfight royale when Kelley and Melissa duke it out over Jaimie.


Friday, July 7

9:00 NIK HEAD OF THE CLASS MARATHON

The classic four-eyed brainiac sitcom of the '80s! Starring Howard Hesseman and Robin Givens!

9:30 ABC MAKING THE BAND

O-Town undergoes hair and fashion makeovers when their manager realizes they just aren't gay enough.


Saturday, July 8

8:00 NBC FREAKS & GEEKS MINI-THON

Three episodes from the recently canceled stoner/dork series.

8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY

The life and times of Hollywood's most attractive leading man (besides Patrick Swayze), Ernest Borgnine!


Sunday, July 9

9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

Get the real scoop behind Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? in "Rick & Durva: The Million Dollar Mistake."

10:30 FX BOOGIE NIGHTS--Movie

A fictionalized account of the porn industry in the '70s, starring Marky Mark and his big prosthetic wiener.


Monday, July 10

8:00 CBS BIG BROTHER

A bunch of people are crammed into a house, and videotaped by hidden cameras. Oh, I get it... it's like prison!

9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL

In this "very special" episode, Ally helps the disadvantaged by jumping a homeless guy's bones.


Tuesday, July 11

8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Faith awakens from her coma with one mission in mind: Kill Little Oliver!

8:00 FOX X-MEN: MUTANT WATCH

Calling all dorks! Catch this special preview of the upcoming X-Men movie!


Wednesday, July 12

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR

It's week seven, which means everyone who's left on the island forms one tribe. Let the screwing-over begin!