8:00 TOON POWERPUFF GIRLS
The city of Townsville panics when the evil monkey megalomaniac, Mojo Jojo, steals the girls' baseball!
8:00 FOX DEAD PRESIDENTS--Movie
(1995) A brother returns from 'Nam and is lured into an armored-truck heist. Directed by the Hughes brothers.
9:00 WB POPULAR
The kids stand up for their shop teacher, who's getting a sex change!
9:30 ABC MAKING THE BAND
Corky refuses to go on stage after discovering that J. J. used his eyeliner.
8:00 NBC THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE
(1995) A hilarious send-up of the classic show, directed by Hill Street Blues' Betty Thomas.
8:00 TVLAND A-TEAM MARATHON
All I can say is that things must be pretty bad if you have to hire four ex-Vietnam vets who live in a van.
7:00 ABC THE EMMY AWARDS
Supposedly celebrating the best in television, yet they always seem to overlook Urkel.
7:00 FOX SPEED--Movie
(1994) Keanu Reeves rushes to the rescue of Sandra Bullock, who will explode if she doesn't make it to the store in time to buy some mustache bleach.
8:00 FOX SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE
A new game show in which contestants are isolated for a week, and then quizzed on what happened while they were away. Which reminds me of my new game show, While You Were Drunk.
10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY
Jeri, the 42-year-old crack whore/high-school freshman, gets kidnapped by a cult!
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Buffy and the gang are forced to stop hating each other's stinking guts, and work together to defeat Adam.
8:00 FAM FREAKS AND GEEKS
Sam, Neal, and Bill learn about the "birds and the bees" with little hope of ever using the information.
8:00 NBC THE WEST WING
A repeat of the season finale, in which a disgruntled college student shoots up the staff.
