Thursday, August 10
10:00 SCI GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE
Two back-to-back episodes of this hilarious, intentionally awful creep-show cheese-fest!
Saturday, August 12
8:00 MTV LAGUNA BEACH MARATHON
Kristin, LC, and Jason give shallowness a good name in this marathon of Laguna Beach episodes!
Sunday, August 13
10:00 TOON THE VENTURE BROTHERS
The Phantom Limb and Dr. Girlfriend go on a double date with The Monarch and a girl he met on the internet. Let's just leave it at that.
Monday, August 14
8:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN
Season finale! Chef Ramsay finally decides which "fucking donkey" will get his own restaurant.
Tuesday, August 15
10:00 VH1 THE FLAVOR OF LOVE
Flav takes three of the women on a "group date" and something really icky ensues.
Wednesday, August 16
8:00 ABC AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
The final contestants perform. (Hold on, Hoff! You only have to stay sober for one more episode!)
Make a date with... EEEEVIL! steve@thestranger.com
