Thursday, August 17
9:00 NBC AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
Season finale! The winner gets a million dollars, and David Hasselhoff gets shipped back to Germany.
Saturday, August 19
9:00 LIF THE FANTASIA BARRINO STORY
Sure, life isn't a fairy taleâbut it could be worse. You could be Justin Guarini!
Sunday, August 20
8:00 FOX TEEN CHOICE AWARDS
Featuring Rihanna (EEEEEE!), Nelly Furtado (EEEEE!), and a performance by... KEVIN FEDERLINE?? (TOTALLY BARF!)
Monday, August 21
8:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Season premiere! Bellick leads the guards on a hunt for the escaped prisonersâluckily they left a trail of BOOOORING!
Tuesday, August 22
10:00 OXY BREAKING UP WITH SHANNEN DOHERTY
Debut! Though I would love to break up with her, Shannen shows other people how to break up.
Wednesday, August 23
10:30 MTV TWO-A-DAYS
Debut! A documentary series on Alabama high-school football. (Something only slightly less scary than wearing meat underpants in a dog pound.)
Dr. Phil is not a fairy tale, either...
