8:00 NBC FRIENDS

It's another Thanksgiving, which means one of the gang will wind up with his or her head up a turkey's ass.

10:00 NBC E.R.

Dr. Corday gets her little limey panties sued off for malpractice.

8:00 SCI-FI BARB WIRE--Movie

(1996) Pamela Anderson stars in this not-half-bad remake of Casablanca with fight scenes and bubble baths.

9:30 TOON SHEEP IN THE CITY

A hilarious new cartoon about a sheep who's being tracked by a fanatical military group.

8:00 WB PULP FICTION--Movie

(1994) Quentin Tarantino's multi-storied crime caper featuring a fat John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson's Jeri Curl.

9:30 NIK THE BAHA MEN IN CONCERT

Excuse me, but I was just wondering... who let the dogs out? WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

7:00 NBC TITANIC--Movie

Boy meets girl, boy beds girl, passenger falls off sinking ship and hits head on propeller. Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark!

8:30 FOX MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE

While Lois is held hostage by robbers, the rest of the family is being attacked by bats.

8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC

A geriatric English teacher uses corporal punishment to go old-school on a student's ass.

9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL

Time for an I Love Television™ vote! Is Robert Downey Jr. the cutest convicted drug felon or what?

8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

When the health of Buffy's mom takes a turn for the worse, the Scoobies are forced to fight the baddies alone.

9:00 NBC WEST WING

President Bartlet takes on the Commies when they try to cover up a disaster in a missile silo. USA! USA! USA!