8:00 NBC FRIENDS
It's another Thanksgiving, which means one of the gang will wind up with his or her head up a turkey's ass.
10:00 NBC E.R.
Dr. Corday gets her little limey panties sued off for malpractice.
8:00 SCI-FI BARB WIRE--Movie
(1996) Pamela Anderson stars in this not-half-bad remake of Casablanca with fight scenes and bubble baths.
9:30 TOON SHEEP IN THE CITY
A hilarious new cartoon about a sheep who's being tracked by a fanatical military group.
8:00 WB PULP FICTION--Movie
(1994) Quentin Tarantino's multi-storied crime caper featuring a fat John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson's Jeri Curl.
9:30 NIK THE BAHA MEN IN CONCERT
Excuse me, but I was just wondering... who let the dogs out? WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
7:00 NBC TITANIC--Movie
Boy meets girl, boy beds girl, passenger falls off sinking ship and hits head on propeller. Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark!
8:30 FOX MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
While Lois is held hostage by robbers, the rest of the family is being attacked by bats.
8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC
A geriatric English teacher uses corporal punishment to go old-school on a student's ass.
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
Time for an I Love Television vote! Is Robert Downey Jr. the cutest convicted drug felon or what?
8:00 WB BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
When the health of Buffy's mom takes a turn for the worse, the Scoobies are forced to fight the baddies alone.
9:00 NBC WEST WING
President Bartlet takes on the Commies when they try to cover up a disaster in a missile silo. USA! USA! USA!