Thursday, August 24

9:00 SCI WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO?

The costumed nerds are challenged to find a super villain in a crowded mall. (Hint: Check the parking lot where he's waiting for his mom to pick him up.)

Friday, August 25

11:00 HBO REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER

Season premiere! Bill Maher is back with the funniest, smartest political-debate show on TV!

Sunday, August 27

8:00 NBC EMMY AWARDS

The annual celebration of undeserving TV stars reminding us how undeserving they are. YES, I'M BITTER.

Tuesday, August 29

8:00 FOX CELEBRITY DUETS

Debut! The nonsingers fight over who WON'T have to sing with Michael Bolton.

Send David Hasselhoff back where he came from! steve@thestranger.com