Thursday, August 24
9:00 SCI WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO?
The costumed nerds are challenged to find a super villain in a crowded mall. (Hint: Check the parking lot where he's waiting for his mom to pick him up.)
Friday, August 25
11:00 HBO REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER
Season premiere! Bill Maher is back with the funniest, smartest political-debate show on TV!
Sunday, August 27
8:00 NBC EMMY AWARDS
The annual celebration of undeserving TV stars reminding us how undeserving they are. YES, I'M BITTER.
Tuesday, August 29
8:00 FOX CELEBRITY DUETS
Debut! The nonsingers fight over who WON'T have to sing with Michael Bolton.
Send David Hasselhoff back where he came from! steve@thestranger.com