THURSDAY, AUG 31

8:00 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS

Jack Black hosts this annual ceremony to award the videos that MTV refuses to play. GOD! I HATE THOSE GUYS!

FRIDAY, SEPT 1

9:00 CBS DAN RATHER: A REPORTER REMEMBERS

Longtime CBS anchor Dan Rather shares stories from his career—except that one where he gets fired.

MONDAY, SEPT 4

8:00 NBC UNAUTHORIZED STORY: DIFF'RENT STROKES

An unauthorized and dramatized peek at Gary Coleman, Dana Plato, and Todd Bridges before the poop hit the fan!

TUESDAY, SEPT 5

9:00 FOX STANDOFF

Debut! Ron Livingston (Office Space) and Gina Torres (Firefly) star in this buzzy new serialized drama.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT 6

9:00 MYNTV FASHION HOUSE

Maria tries to stop Luke from dating the sexy new intern. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY STOP LUKE!

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