10:00 DSC QUEST FOR THE GIANT SQUID
Researchers investigate an extremely rare giant squid. Sponsored by Red Lobster's new fried calamari plate!
10:00 COM SPORTS NIGHT
West Wing lovers should check out this smart and sassy (and quickly canceled) sitcom by Aaron Sorkin.
10:00 FX TOUGHMAN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Beefy knuckleheads beat each other senseless so you don't have to.
10:00 TLC EVEL KNIEVEL: THE TRUE STORY
A peek at the life of America's favorite motorcycle-jumpin' psychopath.
8:00 COM UP IN SMOKE--Movie
(1979) Cheech and Chong star in this dope-blowing, bong-bubblin' marijuana comedy classic.
9:30 AMC THE WILD BUNCH--Movie
Sam Peckinpah's brilliant ode to the Old West and exploding blood packets, starring Ernest Borgnine and William Holden.
10:00 COM SOUTH PARK
A compilation of the show's best musical numbers, hosted by the smelly Mr. Hanky!
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
The history of the Simpson family is explored in this parody of VH1's Behind the Music.
10:00 ABC DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE
Jesus Christ! Is this guy ever going to die??
5:30 ABC TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL
Notre Dame takes on Oregon State for the greatest prize of all... a bowl of crappy, stale potato chips!
8:00 FOX THAT '70S SHOW
The gang gets Hitchcocked in this episode, which parodies Alfred's best films.
9:00 NBC WEST WING
As Inauguration Day approaches, the country slaps their heads in shock, screaming, "Omigod! We've elected an IDIOT!"