February 15
8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS
The ladies lose their freaking minds when they stumble upon tickets to a Bangles concert.
9:00 FOX DID WE LAND ON THE MOON?
Was the 1969 moon landing faked by NASA? Some crackpot loonies seem to think so!
February 16
8:30 WB POPSTARS
The five members of the Popstar group are finally chosen, and the national suicide watch begins!
9:30 WB GROSSE POINTE
Marcy becomes Queen of the Universe when she gets Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy) to appear on the show.
February 17
8:00 FX WORLD'S SEXIEST COMMERCIALS
Foreigners show their ability to sell products using highly advanced boobie technology.
9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
The life story of ice skater Tonya "Here a whack, there a whack, everywhere a whack-whack" Harding.
Sunday,
February 18
9:00 FOX THE X-FILES
Scully and Doggett investigate reports of humans being impregnated by aliens. Woo-hoo! Sign me up!
10:00 ABC THE PRACTICE
Learning he was born four weeks before the sweeps rating period, Lindsay's baby agrees to crawl back in.
February 19
8:00 ABC GOOD WILL HUNTING--Movie
(1997) Matt Damon steals Minnie Driver from drunk frat guy; asks how he enjoyed those apples.
9:00 FOX ALLY McBEAL
Cage and Fish see a therapist to recover from the loss of Robert Downey Jr.
February 20
8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
The Scoobies are alarmed by a friend's super-strength, and naturally accuse her of being a robot.
February 21
8:00 CBS THE GRAMMY AWARDS
The world's dumbest musicians are awarded for their dumb contributions to the dumb music industry, as chosen by their fellow dummies.
