8:00 CBS SURVIVOR

Hunger consumes one of the tribes, so they all vote on whether or not to eat their fattest member.

9:00 VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC

Featuring '70s power-pop legend (plus the biggest nose in the world) Journey!

8:30 WB POPSTARS

The girls move into their new L.A. apartment and settle in by scratching each other's eyes out.

8:00 FOX STARSHIP TROOPERS--Movie

(1997) Paul Verhoeven's (Showgirls, Robocop) sly sci-fi send-up of giant-bug flicks, the Nazis, and Archie comic books.

8:00 MTV FEAR

New episodes dedicated to making college kids poop their pants.

8:00 TLC THE OPERATION

Surgeons remove a pound of sausage and jalapeños from a guy's gut.

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS

Bart is recruited into a boy band. With special guest stars (Eeeeeeeee!) 'N Sync!

9:00 ABC LIFE WITH JUDY--Movie

(2001) This made-for-TV miniseries stars Judy Davis as Judy Garland! Don't forget yer (sniff!) hankies!

8:00 FOX BOSTON PUBLIC

Another teacher-student sex scandal? Jesus! When do these kids find time to study?!?

10:30 NIK THREE'S COMPANY

Hilarity ensues when Jack and Furley get locked in a freezer (and disensues after they freeze to death).

8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

When a close friend dies, the gang grieves. (Oh, great! A "bummer" episode!)

9:00 WB ANGEL

The gang is reluctant when Angel comes crawling back on his hands and knees, begging to be forgiven (oh, boo-hoo-hoo!).

8:00 CBS SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS

Debut! Yet another new series about a macho shithead who moves in with an adorable, flighty GAY!