8:00 CBS SURVIVOR

In order to win three cups of rice, the tribe is asked to participate in the "Oral Sex Challenge."

9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

Hollywood speaks up about Joan Rivers, and it's unanimous: Everyone hates her.

8:00 MTV REAL WORLD: HAWAII

In this classic episode, the gang suspects Ruthie may have a drinking problem when she downs a quart of vodka.

8:30 WB POPSTARS

Season finale! Eden's Crush performs at the Palace, and prepares for what will surely be a depressing life of anonymity.

8:00 ABC APOLLO 13--Movie

(1995) Astronauts find themselves in a pickle when they discover the spare in the trunk is flat.

9:00 MTV TRUE LIFE

A documentary about that noblest of professions--the high-school cheerleader!

8:00 ABC THE TEN COMMANDMENTS--Movie

(1956) Moses commands his followers to "get your stinkin' paws off my tablets, you damn dirty apes!"

9:00 CBS JESUS--Movie

(2000) In part one, Jesus discovers he's the Messiah and refuses to keep paying his credit-card bill.

9:00 MTV MTV CRIBS

Famous rock 'n' roll celebrities share methods for the removal of pubic lice.

10:00 COM TV FUNHOUSE

Doug celebrates "Mexicans' Day" with a talking tequila worm.

8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Buffy recovers from Riley, Willow accidentally conjures up a troll, and when are they going to show a FAWKING NEW EPISODE???

9:00 FOX BOOT CAMP

The drill sergeants realize they've been too tough, and enact "Hug-a-Recruit Day."

9:30 ABC THE JOB

McNeil tries out a massage parlor... because he's a cop, right? Aaannnd... he wants to see if anything illegal is going on. Yeah.