Thursday, June 28

8:00 TNT I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER--Movie

(1997) The Noxema girl gets chased around a small town by the Gorton's Fish Stick guy.

9:00 MTV TOUGH ENOUGH

Like Real World for meatheads, young steroid-enhanced wannabes try out for the WWF.


Friday, June 29

8:00 WB TEENS GET REAL

Jessica Simpson hosts this teen summit where the kids talk about friends, music, clothes--you know, like everything that's really important!

10:00 ABC TAMPERING WITH NATURE

Want a Benicio Del Toro of your very own? Then don't miss this special on cloning!


Saturday, June 30

8:00 NBC ANIMAL HOUSE--Movie

(1978) John Belushi exhibits some of the behavior that later killed him. (Hey! Sorry! Sometimes the truth ain't funny!)

8:00 SCI BLADE RUNNER--Movie

(1982) Harrison Ford chases around some hottie replicants, including yummy Rutger Hauer!


Sunday, July 1

8:00 USA INDECENT PROPOSAL--Movie

(1993) Hubby Woody Harrelson sells wifey Demi Moore to wrinkly Robert Redford for one million smackers!

9:00 A&E LATIN DANCESPORT CHAMPIONSHIP

It's like Dirty Dancing, except these people are really nasty!


Monday, July 2

8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR

This week, contestants are dared to lie in a pit covered by 400 syphilitic donkeys with bowel discomfort.

9:00 AMC A SHOT IN THE DARK--Movie

(1964) The first of the Pink Panther series, where the hee-larious Inspector Clouseau visits a nudist camp.


Tuesday, July 3

10:00 MTV REAL WORLD--NEW YORK

Debut! On the 10th anniversary of The Real World, a new gaggle of kids move into a New York loft, and are forced to hang out with Eric from The Grind.


Wednesday, July 4

9:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Put down the fireworks and pick up the tissues--this is the episode where Buffy's mom croaks! Wahhhh!!