Thursday, July 5

8:00 CBS BIG BROTHER 2

Debut! This junior-varsity version of Survivor returns with a new houseload of insecure people.

8:30 NBC SPY TV

Hilarity ensues when cab customers discover their driver is actually... a serial killer!


Friday, July 6

8:00 ABC MAKING THE BAND

After dumping manager Lou Pearlman, the O-Town boys crap the bed after realizing they're ill-prepared for a nationwide tour.

8:00 BET FOXY BROWN--Movie

(1974) Pam Grier stars as an ass-kickin' soul sister who takes revenge on the drug dealers who killed her man!


Saturday, July 7

9:00 ANI WEIRD, BAD, AND UGLY

The ugliest animals in the world, including the proboscis monkey, who has a big ugly nose and a big ugly ass!

9:00 NBC ROBOCOP--Movie

(1987) Big corporation turns dead guy into super-cyber cop in the Paul Verhoeven classic!


Sunday, July 8

8:00 MTV TOUGH ENOUGH

The WWF trains a bunch of MTV rednecks to become wrasslers in this strangely fascinating show.

9:00 SCI-FI GATTACA--Movie

(1997) Ethan Hawke tries to trick a giant corporation into believing he's genetically perfect. (Hey pal! You can start by fixing those ugly teeth!)


Monday, July 9

9:00 WB ANGEL

Vampire Harmony drops in from Sunnydale to visit, do some shopping, and maybe suck off a few civilians.

9:00 A&E CRIME STORY--Movie

(1986) The pilot episode of this snappy '60s-style crime drama, starring Dennis Farina! Recommended!


Tuesday, July 10

9:00 USA SPECIES--Movie

(1995) "Look out, she's a deadly alien!" "No, she isn't! She's a beautiful nekkid lady!" "ALIEN!" "LADY!" "GAACCK! WE'RE DEAD!"

10:30 MTV BECOMING

In order for an MTV viewer to become Britney Spears, her favorite celebrity, she's given a frontal lobotomy--for FREE!


Wednesday, July 11

8:30 ABC YOU DON'T KNOW JACK

Paul "Pee-wee" Reubens hosts this game show based on the computer game--and it's actually funny! KA-BOING!!