8:00 COM UP IN SMOKE--Movie

(1979) Cheech and Chong take a road trip from Tijuana in a van made of hemp. Waitasecond! That's POT!!

9:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

The relationship of Sean Penn and Madonna. How could a love so right go so horribly wrong?

8:00 UPN MANHUNT

Debut! Thirteen contestants search for buried treasure while pursued by crazy hunters. And at this point, I really don't care if they get killed or not.

9:00 A&E SILENCE OF THE LAMBS--Movie

(1991) FBI agent finds love and laughter with brain-eating serial killer.

8:00 NBC THE STORY BEHIND: CADDYSHACK

How did Rodney Dangerfield think up all those funny jokes? And how on Earth did they teach that groundhog to dance?

8:00 MTV MTV 20: LIVE AND BARELY LEGAL

Alan Hunter, J. J. Jackson, and Nina Hartley return from the old folks' home to celebrate the network's 20th birthday.

8:00 FAM OUR LIPS ARE SEALED--Movie

(1999) The Olsen twins travel to distant lands, check out cute boys, and make more money in 14 years than we'll ever see in a lifetime.

9:30 HBO SIX FEET UNDER

Don't miss this hilarious, macabre, and sweet series about a family of dysfunctional undertakers.

8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR

In order to win half a million bucks, contestants must hop around in a circle singing "I'm a Little Teapot" with a bucket of donkey dung on their heads.

9:00 FOX MURDER IN SMALL TOWN X

It's kind of like spending an evening at one of those murder-mystery dinner theaters--except it's not so good.

9:00 TNT WITCHBLADE

She's hot! She's a cop! She's a witch! She's got a sword!

9:00 NBC WEST WING

The president decides to stop screwing around with opinion polls, and simply buy America's love by sending everybody checks for $300.